10 Things To Fit In At Bike Week

Top10 Things For “So Called Men” To Fit In At Bike Week

1. Must be full of pride.
2. Must practice smoking cigars prior to coming so that you can fit in and look tough like Clint Eastwood.
3. Must walk with your arms spread out like John Wayne going to a gun fight.
4. Must have your wife or girl friend dress like a prostitute so that you can walk her around like a pimp.
5. Must wear Harley clothes whether you have a bike or not.
6. Clothes must be two sizes small so that you look buff!
7. Must have some tats
8. Must know how to say the “F” word with just about every sentence.
9. Must know how to totally ignore any relationship with Jesus
10. If you do know anything about Jesus you must know how to be a “silent witness” or be “an undercover Christian”.